disqualification
deprivation of the right to win or partic-p-te because of violation of rules, etc.
dumb-ss: i got a disqualification for the darwin awards because i didn’t die. i should have got one for rendering myself unable to reproduce and p-ss on my genes, though.
non-dumb-ss: how f-cking pathetic do you have to be that you get disqualified for a darwin award?
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