Dist finder


well, we must first find out what a dist is. a dist is something of a females body part, like the cl-toris, or cl-t. this word, however, can be used to describe a males body part, like their d-ck. now on to a dist finder. when a man (or woman) looks for the parters dist. also used as an insult, aimed toward a person, mostly someone “most likely to suck eggs” in highschool.
girl: dude, you are such a dist finder.

guy: not my problem, yours for having such a small dist.

example 2:
man 1: dude, that man is such a dist finder. he will never get laid.

man 2: yeah. hehe.

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