distance bomb


when someone you know for a very long time suddenly says
that they are going to move real far away, like cr-pville
arkansas even though you live in seattle. usualy causes great
hearache in the person who is left behind.

“that woman really dropped the distance bomb on that poor guy
saying that she is going to move halfway across the world

1 more definition
add your own
when someone you know or love suddenly says that they are going to move real far away. this is often a very heart wrenching experience for the one moving, but even more so for the one left behind
a man and a woman were close friends with eachother. both live in boston. one day, the woman says “i’m moving to cr-pville, california, near tijuana”. the guy was very shocked and shaken at the news. when his friends talked about it the next day, one said tothe other “that chic really dropped the distance bomb on poor sam last night.”

Read Also:

  • dive slut

    noun; sounds like dahyv sluht; 1. a diver of male or female s-x who will dive anywhere with anyone at any time. give jack poor visibility and no fish and he’d still gear up for a sh-r- dive because he’s a dive sl-t.

  • Divorcer

    the biggest, blackest, most intimidating d-ld- ever. not intended for m-ss production. divorcer: some guy: what’s the biggest thing you’ve ever stuffed in there? girl who loves huge d-ld-‘s: well once i got an entire vase in there, but it was no divorcer. at a mexican restaurant; guy: boy that burrito sure was huge, probably […]

  • Dixie Mafia

    also known as the southern mafia, a criminal organization predominatley active in the southern u.s. they are characterized as a violent and loosely organized group of criminals, who make their living mostly through contract killing, drug smuggling, and armed robbery. the dixie mafia have connections with the itialian and irish mafia aswell as several miami-based […]

  • Dixon

    1- a person, aka kyle dixon, always referred to as “dixon” known for wild boozing, stupid stunts and all out all the time zanyness. 2- adv, to pull a dixon, to do something incredibly stupid without prior thought of the repercussions 1- hey dixon, want a beer? 2- way to pull a dixon, you idiot. […]

  • d'lez

    the coolest person in the whole f-ck’n world that you will ever meet don’t be difficut i will destroy you rock on children of d’lez


Disclaimer: distance bomb definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.