Distancification
when a woman/man justifies s-xual innuendo via facebook, twitter, etc… due to the large distance between her and her subject.
-instinctively, humans are habitually unaware of large distances (such as oceans) due to our inability to fly naturally. this causes the females/males of the human race to act out in ways that seem unnatural. they feel a large distance between themselves and the subject, and therefor are inhibited much like alcohol or drugs.-
“she s-xted me – but i attribute that to distancification because she’s in ireland.”
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