distractery
distracting someone from something you might have said or done (usually something embarr-ssing) by using flattery.
jim: hey mate. long time no see. nice new hair style!
charlie: thanks but it’s a wig. i have alopecia. it started a few weeks ago…
jim: oh. uh… you’re looking slender these days! have you been working out?
charlie: no, the doctor thinks it’s a wasting disease, but i’m waiting for test results.
jim: err. well. you’ve got a very pretty mou–
charlie: –stop with the distractery already!
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