Distractinator


combination of the word ‘distracting’ and ‘procrastinator’ – someone who’s pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.
coworker: (doing work) cut it out janice, you’re such a distractinator!

janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) heads up, man- again! hahaha!

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