Distraction Tweet
a tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don’t want to hang out with.
nick: i hope jesse isn’t coming tonight? i know he hangs out with you a lot.
angie: no, i posted a distraction tweet that said i was at the movies.
matt:bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight
alex:dude, he’s not invited
matt: okay, i’ll post a distraction tweet that says i broke my leg and can’t go out.
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