Distraction

a person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough “beyond friendship” feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.
the distraction is online. i won’t get any homework done anytime soon.
a woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. a woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. a woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.
i was in chemistry cl-ss and i stopped taking notes due to the distractions.
something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as television, friends, food, sleep, etc… often used to avoid boredom
man, this homework is killing me, i need a distraction
people who stop you doing work in cl-ss.
mainly math and psych.
always wishing
sarah: im trying to do work
daniel: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!
a self-created problem where another subject, object or person has brought your attention off of the activity, subject, object or person you were originally fixated on. this is usually caused by a lack of interest in the initial subject, or just plain weakness.
guy 1 “you are a distraction.”
guy 2 ” no, you just have a horrible attention span. maybe you should work on ignoring your surroundings more.”
a literal distraction. best sent by texts or im’s for best. it makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. best used when you’re playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you’re doing.

h-ll, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
person 1: baking cookies
person 2 : -text- distraction!
person 1: -text- you dirty wh-r- i was baking cook-
person 2: -text- distraction!
person 1: -text- you d-ck i was texting you back as to how you distracted me from making cookies
person 2: -text- your cookies are burning.
-cookies are on fire-
a new show (as of february 2005) on comedy central, it’s alright.
there was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country…the tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they’d get a bottle smashed over their head.

host: madrid
contestant: -buzz-
man: -smashes bottle over head of contestant-
contestant: duhh…uhh…italy…