a distraction within a distraction within a distraction. distraction + inception = distreption.
i’m on my fourth level of distreption right now.
- rollin in fat stacks
doing so well financially that you literally cannot even. having an inflated disposable income. i started at the bottom and now i am rollin in fat stacks.
- pit pat
when you let your partner sh*t on your chest and you eat it later jenny gave me a pit pat last week
- venmo limbo
the period of time between when you cash out your venmo account and the money arrives in your bank, sometimes leaving you broke for an entire weekend. sh*t i maxed my credit card but i’m in venmo limbo until at least monday.
- sherpas kiss
when one male puts ice-cubes in their mouth then provides oral to an other male. my boyfriend gave me a sherpa’s kiss the other night; lets just say he made my t*tanic sink;