District Manager


a semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help wal-mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.

i am the district manager you have to listen me!!!!!

extended warranties and instant credits will save this company.

i am cutting your stores hours.

you are fired for pointing out that i am stupid.

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