dit value


to do something, (predominately but not exclusively) under the influence of alcohol for the primary purpose of having a witty or amusing anecdote with which to regale your comtemporays.
i.e girl a to girl b:
“so then everyone else went to bed and i got a little drunk and ordered p-rn on my dad’s credit card. you know its going to show up on his itemised bill and its going to take him less then 5 minutes to realise it isnt a site my bro would subscribe to.”
girl b. “… gahhhh, gutted! why did you do that?”
girl a ” i was bored …”
girl b “and you’re telling me for…?
girl a “dit value.”

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