Ditch Bitch


essentially, a crack wh-r- who’s covered in mud from the ditch that a trucker pushed her into, after she finished giving him a bl-wj-b.
phil: “hey, was that tessie?”
chris: “you mean the girl who’s covered in mud, with c-m on her face? yeah, that’s tessie.”
phil: “wow, what a ditch b-tch!”
a girl(or guy) who repeatedly breaks dates with no excuse or reason. one who “ditches” you more than once..
she said we were supposed to have wings tonight but she didn’t show, that lousy ditch b-tch
adj: someone who constantly is bailing out on you w/ or w/o a “reason”.
me: are you pumped for the opening premiere of fear farm!?

jonny: actually, i made plans with cole to do “something”.

me: but we’ve planned this for weeks

jonny: sorry bro.

me: (faintly whispers) ditch b-tch

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