Ditch Drunk


when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.
fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
masila: yea that b-tch was ditch drunk
fozzard: i know he’s outside in that ditch

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