ditcherhipster


someone who constantly ditches on their friends in favor of putting up instagram photos of band members and using old school keyboards which sound like type writers.
–loud typing–
pyro: ‘dude your keyboard is insanely loud’
char: ‘no its not’
cam: ‘you gonna come grief with us?’
char: ‘well im off guys’
pyro: ‘you’re such a ditcherhipster!’
char: ‘no im not’

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