ditchpick


used when you’ve wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.
“hey, did you know that john was ditchpicked last night?”

“oh man i’m probably gonna ditchpick tonight.”

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