Ditchwater Surprise


a liquid, foul smelling sh-t usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. the odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
“don’t go in there, i just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don’t want to smell that.”
#sh-t #runs #diarrhea #sick #nasty #foul

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