Ditzkrieg


the act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. combines the term “ditz” with “blitzkrieg”.
“dude i went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. first i forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then i totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!
an attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an -ssociate of same
she thought her fiery attack on the inc-mbent would sway the electorate, but i thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

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