Diva Roach


a real diva roach is defined both by an obsession with superficiality and themselves (i.e. diva); and generally being a disgusting insect who just won’t die (i.e. roach). the term is thus a profound insult reserved only for the most vile of rat cowards or reversals in evolution.

etymology: early 21st century, from diva + roach
amir valerie blumenfeld: i’ve been acting like a real… a real diva roach for the past seven… eight years.

jacob penn cooper hurwitz: don’t you think at that point it’s not acting like anything, you just are a diva roach? like some sort of reverse evolution?
self obsessed (diva) awful person (roach). a loose synonym to a “b-tchly”. first coined by amir blumenfeld.
amir: i’ve been acting like a real, a real diva roach for the past 7,8 years.”
jake: don’t you think at that point it’s not acting like anything you just are, a diva roach?

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