divern00b


noun.
1. a senseless n00b that lies about his ident-ty.
2. a scuba diver n00b who drowns due to improper equipment
1. man i hate divern00bs so much, i just don’t even worry about who they are anymore.
2. i never want to be a divern00b, since i have a fear of drowning.

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