Divine Stretch
(noun, verb)
a. a stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. it is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
it can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
b. (as a verb) to stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
jack: i’m so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
josh: you should’ve slept upstairs.
jack: oh- wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! divine stretch! wow! i’m so refreshed.
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