divorce bike


(n.) a ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
“this carbon fibre pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike.”

“she told me it’s over. guess it’s time for the divorce bike.”

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