Divorce Diet
the unintended weight loss that occurs from going through a divorce. possibly nature’s way of removing 15 years of being a sloth to get you ready for dating again. don’t throw the old clothes out yet; all lost weight comes back once settled down after the rebound relationship.
holy sh-t, monica is looking hot! she must be hitting the gym after todd left her.
nah, she’s on the divorce diet. enjoy the view before she gets remarried.
#weight loss #divorce
the diet you go on while you’re going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.
person 1:man, i lost like 30 pounds this month
person 2:divorce diet?
person 1:yeah….
#divorce #diet #divorce diet #unhealthy #worried
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