divorcee
someone whose decided that
“until death do us part”
is not worth killing their spouse for.
i’m a divorcee because i don’t believe in murder, life in prison, or the death penalty.
a variation of a cannonball. it is executed when you take a hit of marijuana, chug a gl-ss of wine, and subsequently exhale.
i pulled a divorcee when i watched sunshine of the spotless mind last night. i was in a weird place.
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