Divorcitis
breaking up isn’t hard to do when friends and neighbours are doing it too.
a person that divorces soon after or later on after a family member or friend had divorced. or a group of friends that start divorcing because one among them divorced first and the other friends soon after that got ideas to divorce too. it’s a social virus that’s spreading to a neighborhood, workplace and family near you.
friend 1: “dave divorced 2 years ago and now his buddy matt is seeing a lawyer and is getting started on divorcing his wife. how crazy is that?!”
friend 2: “whoa, who do you think is next? this is looking like divorcitis.”
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