divot
a divot is scottish slang. it refers to the patch of gr-ss that is a few inches wide and a few inches long that happens when you go golfing. it also looks like the patch of hair on a woman’s v-g-n-, hence the term “divot”. etymology: alteration of earlier scots devat, from middle english (scots) duvat. date: 1586. 1 scottish : a square of turf or sod
the scotsman came home from drinking scotch and said to his woman “come on love and show me your divot!”
the act of putting your hand down a person’s pants, grabbing as much of the pubic hair as possible… yelling “fore!” and then ripping as hard as you can!
jessica said she’d probably let me give her a divot tonight.
a s-xual act involving pooing into your own hand and mashing the poo into a female v-g-n-. once the said poo is in place, you shave off your p-b-s (make sure you grow for a few weeks before committing the act) and mash them into the poo, creating the effect of replacing a divot.
i gave her a solid divot last night because i was growing my p-b-s for about 4 months.
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