Dixhaustion
a condition in which a one’s p-n-s feels like it’s going to fall off (or in rare cases, actually does fall off), especially after excessive masturbation or an intense s-xual experience.
friend 1: “dude, my d-ck feels like it’s going to fall off!”
friend 2: “well, that’s what you get jacking off five times a day.”
friend 1: “i guess, man. severe dixhaustion!”
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