Dixie Duet
while penetrating a girl in the -ss, you place a saxophone (or similar instrument) in her v-g-n-, thus double penetrating her. upon reaching climax you pull out of her, and c-m in the bell end of the saxophone. you then take the saxophone, place it in your mouth with the bell up to the girl’s face. then you blow very hard on the instrument, so that the s-m-n flies out of it onto the girl.
i’m crazy, i gave this girl a dixie duet last night.
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