Dixie State University
utah’s party school. seriously about the only thing it’s known for.
dixie state university is a small school located in st. george utah and founded in 1911. formerly known as dixie state college. dixie’s mascot is “big d” which is kind of awesome. kids go there to ‘escape’ utah but still be in utah. many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending dixie. it’s conveniently close to las vegas and california and is insanely hot in the summer. a genuinely great school with administration and professors that don’t totally suck. surrounded by beautiful utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. like drinking. lots and lots of drinking.
i heard the business program there is actually pretty good but i can’t remember because i was way too drunk.
“dude you’re going to dixie state university??”
“yeah i really love it’s location, curriculum, and affordability!”
“no, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you’re still in high school”
“yeah, you’re right…”
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