DJ khaled
the ultimate self promoter. he makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. he always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my alb-m.
dj khaled: lisssttennnn
me: im listening
dj khaled: we da best!
likely the biggest goofball in hip hop today. the secret to his success lies in his hilariously dumb catchphrases and his decisions to shout them over some good songs.
dj khaled in top form:
we takin’ ova!!!!
we da best!!!! who??? we!!!!!
liiisssteeeen!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee daaaaaaaaaa beeeesssstttttttttttt!!!!!
dj khaled!
we takin over!
lllllliiiiiiiiiiisssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!
a middle eastern dj of palestinian descent.one of the fat members of terror squad, he is also fat joe’s b-tch. whatever dj khaled does, fat joe is always trying to take his spot infront of the camera.he is also known for barely saying anything in his songs, such as “we takin over”.
he is also known for saying only “lissteeeennn” in his songs.
dude 1: yo man you check out dat n-gg- dj khaled in “we takin over”.
dude 2: he aint black dipsh-t he middle eastern.
dude 1: daaayum! didnt know he was a terrorist!
dude 2:-sigh- your a f-cking dumb-ss.
a guy that dances to his own music like a rooster having a seizure in “we takin’ over”
dj khaled: “i dance to my own beats while rick ross raps”
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