DJ Squeegie
a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repet-tive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.
one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener’s need to get the f-ck off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?
no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.
come on, dude, don’t be a dj squeegie!
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