DKATP
the drunkest kid at the party. the biggest joke at the party.
brain kelly drank everyone under the table, fell down while dancing with a girl, and claimed the prize of dkatp.
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“drunkest kid at the party” this prestigious t-tle is only offered to the most courageous of drinkers. a few things are a given if chosen as the dkatp of the night:
1. you probably p-ssed yourself/p-ssed somewhere you otherwise would have never considered p-ssing
2. you threw up…you almost have to throw up
3. you attempted to have intercourse and your unit simply would not respond
4. you started a fight for the sole purpose of getting into a fight
5. you woke up the next day with 3-10 text messages from people asking if you are ok or alive
byoung son sh-t himself last night and still went to the bars; he was definitely the dkatp.
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