DLP


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dry land pee
the act of peeing yourself on purpose while standing on dry land with your bottoms still on. similar to p-ssing yourself.
the act of dlp’ing tends to drive women wild with excitement.
billy and i went to beach today, instead of peeing in the water, i decided to pull a dlp on sh-r-.
dirty little prost-tute

young girls who dress like older wh-r-s. can be used to identify them within earshot.
lets go to the mall at lunch and check out all the dlps.

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