dmart
someone who bangs the hottest teacher in the school
dude he’s such a dmart
a dumpster, or dumpsters in general. used in the context of dumpster diving.
“hey, i burned you a cd.”
“why is it in a dvd case?”
“oh, yeah, i had a bunch of those lying around. got ’em at d-mart for a bargain.”
“it says ‘blockbuster’.”
“yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so i’ve got a stack in my garage.”
“… i think you might have a h–rding problem.”
“what? no way. that sh-t comes in handy.”
“you know, there was a guy once, and his brother i think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was h–rding.”
“what kind of stuff? i mean, what are you saying?”
“i’m just saying, you know… it could… ”
“oh, just shut up.”
“yeah, whatever.”
“whatever.”
“…”
“…”
“so what’s on the cd?”
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