DMILF


a dark magician i’d like to f–k.

a term used in littlekuriboh’s yugioh abridged episode 49 when crump referred to the dark magician girl as a dmilf.
téa: i summon the dark magician girl!
crump: now that’s what i call a dmilf.
téa: dmilf?
crump: a dark magician i’d like to fu-.
téa: eww, gross. what is wrong with you?
is just like a “milf”, except it refers to a divorced woman.
the mother of one of my grade school children is a true dmilf. i often see her in my dreams…
dark magician id like to f—
guy 1 : i summon dark magician girl!

guy 2:now thats what i call a d-milf

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