dmv

the dmv stands for the dc, maryland and virginia area. although we are viewed as one collective culture we are very divided. dc and pg are very similar apposed to the rest of maryland. dc being the realest (most hood) with pg playing catch up. apart from pg most of maryland is suburban. gogo music is a city(dc) thang but many parts of maryland f-ck wit it too. va stands alone completely different can’t tel u bout them. baltimore even though it is really a part of maryland its not considered that by us its just bmore, we don’t f-ck with each other for some reason. from the d to the m to the v different n-gg-s different hoods different ways of life and different slang and style. any hood in dc could have different slang then the rest. we all think we got the best style and aint n-body f-ckin wit us.almost every other n-gg- sell pac if u sell reggie you need to do better. the phrase”no love in my city” stands strong in dc because we only f-ck with day 1s or a1s. jacs backwoods carryout and mambo sauce. f-k u mean
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this is the dc metro area. dmv stands for dc,maryland,virginia. the whole dmv listens to gogo music which originated in dc. we love northface gear and mambo sauce in chinese carry-outs. we rep our hood to da fullest cuz aint no other place like us anywhere in the us. our whole swag and slang and music and clothes is different from everybody else. i can go on and on bout us but i’m not.
dude #1 where u from?
dude #2 i’m from da dmv all day 202, 301, and 703
department of motor vehicles
also see: satan’s -sshole
away, idle: 5 hours, 34 minutes
away message:
standing in line at the dmv.
can stand for dc, maryland and virginia.
“…but much love to va and md thats why the new dc is the dmv” – mambo sauce
department of motor vehicles, aka- the deep pits of h-ll, supposedly created to help you. it causes 95% of public violence in the usa and is responsible for over 300 suicides.
“they should have a man in the dmv punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place.”
a level of h-ll derived from “the divine comedy” also reffered to as “dante’s inferno”, in this level, people are forced to stand in line for un-holy amounts of time, in order to get the simplest of tasks done. after standing in one line, they will be re-directed to another line and told “they are in the wrong line” after waiting 9 hours.
for raping and killing nearly 100 little boys, the poor man was sent to the 9.5th level of h-ll….the dmv…poor soul…
(n) see: queuing line
wife: how was the dmv honey?
husband: you would have thought i was in russia waiting for a crust of bread for my starving baby
dmv is known nationwide as “the department of motor vehicles” where you get your tags, licence, id, and other legal doc-ments with your state.

in the dc metro area, it is slang term for the dc metro area. it is a term that has been recognized as far back as 2004 when local r&b and hip hop stations “wkys 93.9” and “wpgc 95.5” started advertising themselves as radio stations that play the biggest hits in the dc area. as the time has p-ssed by (and thanks to wale), it has become a widely known term for the dc metro area. there have been local international calling cards that also bore the name “dmv” as far back as 2000, but never were able to popularize the name for the dc metro area like the way the radio stations did. it is not a popular term in the actual “dmv” area as many people prefer to represent their areas of dc which are: pg, nova, route 1/the highway (richmond highway portion), chirilagua/arlandria, south arlington, and many smaller communities.
non local: “i hear you are from the dmv”
dc local: “nahh fool, i’m from the highway”
non local: “what part of the dmv is that?”
dc local: “i just told you!” “the highway.” “you know?” “richmond highway.” “sacramento square.” “you’re slacking!”

then of course dmv is self explanatory, unless you live in maryland, which they call that government department the mva.