DNA eyepatch
a man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a c-m eyepatch of sorts. the optical version of a pearl necklace. the recipient may be male or female.
“just as i was about to c-m, i pulled my c-ck out of sal’s mouth and blasted right in his face. the whole load shot right in his left eye! it was the best dna eyepatch ever!
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