DNA Smoothie


the organic beverage made with one single ingredient-: male sperm.

-gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there’s anything wrong with this).
kpm: “dude you’ll know if she’s naughty or not by whether she’ll swallow the dna smoothie.”

jt: “oh yeah? what if she spits it out?”

kpm: “never had that happen dude. sorry, no advice.”

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