do a Josh
to ‘do a josh’ is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. therefore their groundwork is in vain.
hey, i saw fred do a josh the other day – he’s not going to get anywhere with that chick!
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crack your iphone’s (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.
i will never do a josh again.. that’s what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..
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