Do farts have lumps?
question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just sh-t themself. basically, they sharted. treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.
dude 1 : hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside wal-mart!
dude 2 : okay!
dude 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : oh yeah! sniff that -ss clown!)
dude 2 : (near fat guy) (bl–dy ripper) (thinks in head : do farts have lumps?)
fat guy : you sick b-st-rd!
hot chick : that man is my hero! i want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!
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