do it for the team
is a phrase used in a few situations, most common is when you are seeing a girl and her best friend likes your friend and so she wants to double date, and the only way you are going to get with your girl is if your friend comes along to the date, but it usually turns out that her best friend is fat or sum ugly b-tch that noone would f-ck. fat b-tches usually f-ck things up so your friend decides to come along anyway so you can take your girl sumwhere else and bang her.
fred: hey john sarah’s friend mel wants to go on a double date with you.
john: f-ck man mel is one fat b-tch she’ll rape me…but ill do it for the team
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