do me a lemon


means literally ‘do me a favour’. the lemon part is c-ckney rhyming slang, and is short for ‘lemon flavour’, so in other words it’s really “do me a lemon flavour”

the usage is mostly to reject an offer or behaviour of some kind, due to its being undesirable in some way (as opposed to actually asking for a specific favour).
“do you want to buy my ipod for 100 quid?”
“do me a lemon. i could get one on ebay for 50.”
rare but recorded london phrase for ‘do me a favour’. totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.
“oi trev, you’re not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon…”

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