do you have any cigarettes


a pick-up line. often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. usually executed via phone from hotel room.

typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren’t getting at home.

line can be used on both s-xes, married or unmarried.

if target is a non-smoker, the line “hey, do you have any water, i’m thirsty” can be used. see definition for “i’m thirsty.”
user in own hotel room – calls co-worker in different room:

“hey mike, i just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? cause i sure can use one right now.”

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