Do you know who I am?
a line often uttered by self-absorbed -sshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. history often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. this angers them even more.
bouncer: you’re going to have to leave this club, sir.
douche: wait a minute, wait a minute…do you know who i am?
bouncer: no. get the f-ck out of my face.
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