Do your homework
1. what teachers always blabber about.
2. an excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see m-st-rb-t- and s-x).
example 1:
teacher: do your homework
kid: but i’m still at school, mrs. d-ck.
teacher: do your homework
kid: but it’s too early
teacher: do your homework
kid: godd-mn b-tch
teacher: michael! now it’s 2 hours detention for you!
kid: f-ck.
teacher: 3 hours!
example 2:
kid: ahh, time to watch some p-rn while mom’s not looki-
mom: michael, don’t you have some homework to do?
kid: but mom, can’t i just-
mom: do your homework. now.
kid: darn.
-kid walks away-
mom: hmm…p-rn?! oh, well…seems fun…
-m-st-rb-t-s while watching-
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