dobbert
when you are having -n-l s-x with a woman, and you pull out and see there is a smidgen of poo on the tip of your p-n-s, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever before resuming your fun.
i need to keep cleaning up the mess my husband makes when he needs to dobbert each night. friedman dirty snowball cleveland steamer friedman dirty sanchez rusty trombone
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