Dock Ellis
pitcher for the pittsburgh pirates who threw a no hitter high on lsd
“i can only remember bits and pieces of the game. i was psyched. i had a feeling of euphoria. i was zeroed in on the (catcher’s) glove, but i didn’t hit the glove too much. i remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. the ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes i saw the catcher, sometimes i didn’t. sometimes i tried to stare the hitter down and throw while i was looking at him. i chewed my gum until it turned to powder. they say i had about three to four fielding chances. i remember diving out of the way of a ball i thought was a line drive. i jumped, but the ball wasn’t hit hard and never reached me.” – dock ellis
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