Dock monkey


lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don’t know how to act on a dock. arrrrrrrr.
gilligan would be a dock monkey if the island had a dock

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