Docker Diver
made popular by the comedian donnie baker on the bob and tom radio show. docker diver is a h-m-s-xual who enjoys giving oral s-x to another h-m- wearing dockers brand pants. on the bob and tom show donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality randy.
who cares if you have a boat randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. that ain’t no secret. i swear to g-d its not.
a docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.
“that dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day”
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