Doctor Big


any nutjob who goes around crawling in ceiling panels and wooden rafters stalking little children. a dr. big will occasionally lower himself from his humble abode to play xbox 360, beat his mother with a gps, or beat any of his captured children. a dr. big may also be obsessed with any number of historical figures to the point of insanity. these figures may include, but are not limited to: t2 (the halo 3 mlg player), johnny holmes (the late p-rn star with a sizable p-n-s), or any made up characters that really don’t make any sense.
kid 1: woah, did you hear that noise in the air vents?
kid 2: oh no, it’s doctor big coming to get us!

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