documents storage officer
a made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. the person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
jon: that dumb-ss mike got the job as doc-ments storage officer
felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
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